Well hey there, everyone!
We are now officially three weeks into the regular season, and may football wonders never cease! It's been a rollercoaster of highs and lows, and let me tell you, I am loving the ride. So strap yourselves in, and let's get to the match ups!
Let's start off with the match up between AdamBlowsGoats-HaveProof and PasswordIsTACO, because it has the honor of being both our household match up of the week and the only one where both team managers spent the whole time off the North American continent. First off on Thursday night, it was a head to head Niner's match up, with solid performances from both ABG-HP's Christian McCaffrey and TACO's Deebo Samuel. From there, though, it was another all TACO week. Justin Jefferson had a slow start, but hit is stride in the second half for a good day out against the Chargers. Davante Adams also refused to be ignored with a huge 40+ point day against the Steelers. ABG-HP's other bright spot was Chris Olave, as he always is, but it was a rough day for Justin Fields against a Kansas City defense that was just on a roll. When the dust settled, TACO secured both the win and the highest points total of the week. Good job from Sicily, guys!
Next up, let's go to No Punt Intended versus Be Curious Not Judgmental, which I will call the Battle of the Waiver Wire. BCNJ had a clutch pick up of Sam Laporta off the waivers this week, and the tight end turned out a better points total than even Travis Kelce. Justin Herbert also added 4 TDs to BCNJ's total, making it a great day out for them. But remember how I said that NPI was going to be looking forward to some offensive chemistry? Boy howdy, did it come through this week. With the grab of Raheem Mostert from the wire, NPI cashed in handsomely on Mostert's 4 TD contribution to Miami's stunning 70 point game on Sunday. Add in Patrick Mahomes in full form against the Bears and a little bit of Zack Moss in the flex, and NPI stormed to the second highest points total of the week just behind TACO. It was a hard fought match, and both teams deserve a hearty congratulations!
Third we have Rubber City Roughnecks up against Zip Zop Zooies. ZZZ can still rely on Tyreek Hill because, heck, it's Tyreek Hill. Hill put up 157 yards and TD, slapping a hefty 30.7 points to ZZZ's total. Unfortunately, Joe Burrow was back to week 1 form and couldn't get much at all going in terms of passing against the Rams. Except, apparently, in terms of throwing to Jamaar Chase, who is on RCR's roster. In addition to Chase, RCR had Lamar Jackson and Kenneth Walker III turn in two rushing TDs each. RCR also had the benefit of the Cleveland Browns defense, led by the Patron Saint of Putting QBs in the Dirt, Myles Garrett (praised be his name). When all was said and done, RCR came away with their first win of the season. Well done, you two!
We'll wrap up this week with what we here at Barbecue Sauce HQ have dubbed the Running Back Pain match up of the week, East Side Believers versus Panic And Snooze. Both teams lost both of their starting RBs going into this week, and that pain was certainly felt on the field. The bright spot for ESB this week was the Buffalo Bills defense, who may as well be called the repo men for how many times they took the ball away from the Commanders. PAS more than made up for a rough RB week with Keenan Allen, who threw 45+ points on the board as well as TD during the game (seriously). That combined with Kirk Cousins' uncanny ability to score many fantasy points but not win actual football games made PAS the victor this week. Great match up, folks!
That just about does it for the recap this week, but just think about all we have to look forward to - the first game of the season in London! Thank goodness there's at least one place on Earth that gets excited about NFL kickers, right? Larry David would be miserable, but I suppose that wouldn't be a huge change of pace for him. To all of the winners this week, cheers, mates! To everyone else, bottoms up, because week 4 starts now.
Hugs & Kisses,
Your Commish
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